If you can't laugh at yourself, then what's the point? :)
. . .at the very least, you can laugh at each other.
On Rise From Chaos, we try not to take things, or ourselves, too seriously. Although we feel that our MUSH can and definitely does explore serious themes and dangerous drama, the main goal is the fostering of a good-natured, good-humored community of players and staff. Almost daily there are chuckles to be had, I'm happy to say, and on this page I'd like to showcase some stuff from our funny funny folks at RFC.
NOTE: All writings below are the property of the Staff of RFC, on behalf of their original authors. All original gags and quips are.. well. They're funny.
Just DO IT.
Credits for starting this long-lived @doing trend go to Players Nickel and Rockhound.Nickel says: Mechanics do it with a twist.
Rockhound says: Geologists do it to a fault.
Rayne says: Fortune-tellers do it with crystal balls. Psychics do it intuitively. I'm not doing it, you do it!
Harry says: Gunslingers do it fast.
Daniel says: Cyber-Knights do it for the people.
Karigan says: RPAs do it under fire.
Chax says: Glitterboys sink deeper when they do it.
Wren says: Villagers do it with hired hands.
Roberta says: Reporters do it with photo inserts.
And the WHO Header says: Polls do it 90% of the time! Polls do it after asking everyone else! Polls do it because everyone does it!
And now... some satire!Visit the wildly popular Rise From Chaos MUSH's fansite where the vast assortment of its players, old and new, speak out - also there's a ton of cool merchandise! Do NOT go here if you are the sort who is easily offended by risky humor.
Overheard on the Public Channel...[Public] Exploding Underpants! Jay waves[Public] DamnFoo' says, "Hey thar is there lots of explosions here? With blood?"
[Public] 'Mostly Pointless' Walter says, "Ayup.. Hyuk yuck hyuck!"[Public] Santiago says, "just to contradict the popular fad, Im going to make an exceptionally ugly woman-character."
[Public] Santiago says, "and her name will be, .. John."
[Public] Rayne says, "There's nothing wrong with an exceptionally ugly femme character, any more than an exceptionally smart man character. It's just that both seem to be rare around here."
[Public] Rayne smirks.
[Public] Santiago says, "lol.. cute"[Public] Santiago says, "I have a little difficulty playing a socially uncharming person, so I try not to involve myself with the opposite sex positively, and I'm somewhat brash and insulting."
[Public] Santiago says, "its hard to imagine where you would stand with stats like MA for me."
[Public] Imbrium says, "Imagine no more! +news attributes will tell you what kind of loser you're playing in six easy steps. ;P"[Public] One Smart Cookie, That Alejandra says, "Stupid net."
[Public] Vigilante Rooke peers at Alejandra, then runs. "Split up, she's got a net!" :)
[Public] One Smart Cookie, That Alejandra catches Rooke, then hrrrms when the audience calls out, "Too small, throw her back in!"
[Public] Vigilante Rooke weeps in shame, then sets to drinking milk. Just you wait.
[Public] One Smart Cookie, That Alejandra waits. And waits. And waits.
[Public] Vigilante Rooke args. Those damn commercials lie.[Public] "Pretty Fly for a News Guy", Walter says, "Aren't you all going to ridicule me now for trying the impossible? :P"
[Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax says, "No, for this is rifts, where you have a ceramic rifle that will destroy a modern main battle tank :)"[Public] Nickel says, "Okay, I'm curious about something, here."
[Public] "Big L!" Lake says, "It's supposed to do that when it's cold. Next question. :)"
[Public] Jenny chuckles. Bad.
[Public] Nickel borrows a powered frame, then backhands Lake.[Public] Lake says, "Well... why else would my gun go off like that...? :P"
[Public] One Smart Cookie, That Alejandra tsktsks. I hear it happens to other guys all the time. :)[Public] Vigilante Rooke says, "The human limit is 24, though. 30 only if you're augmented/supernatural/stranger than strange."
[Public] Lake says, "Read: Freak. :)"
[Public] Vigilante Rooke says, "No /you/ read, freak! *blam blam*"
[Public] Stromko says, "The running skill alone adds 4D4 to your speed attribute, last I hear. =) Now assuming it starts at 14 or some 'average' number like that.. a normal, un-augmented human can end up with a pre-cap speed of 30. If they're normal humans then of course it's only 24, but still. =) It's too easy to get to such a point that speed is at cap, since it's on an entirely different balance than the other attributes."
[Public] Lake says, "Hey! Blam is the thing that I do... :)"
[Public] Stromko says, "So according to that, the human maximum is 28.8 kp/h, roughly. That's pretty fast, but we're talking about the human MAXIMUM. =)"
[Public] Vigilante Rooke hmms. Humans are as fast as slow modems.. :)[Public] Stromko says, "Just about anyone can run 15 miles per hour, just not for an extended period of time. For 15 seconds though? Easy enough if they're in relatively good health."
[Public] Lake says, "And not Scooby Doo. :)"[Public] Rayne says, "Woah, ok, now I know I should put my glasses on. I glanced up at the screen and I SWEAR I thought it said, "ADMIN: Their hands reach out, freezing you into position." And man, I think I was kinda turned on."
[Public] Clarence tilts his hat and sings, "I've got rhythm!"
[Public] Zophiel says, "No you don't. :>"
[Public] Missy jitters. You've got ritalin? Gimme some. :)
[Public] Clarence rofls! :)[Public] Santiago says, "Im back, much to your chagrin."
[Public] "Pretty Fly for a News Guy", Walter says, "Not YOU again! :P"
[Public] Santiago says, "yes, its me Walter. You couldn't keep it hidden forever. I KNOW you stole my girlfriend's underwear."
[Public] Whacked out JT Frazier says, "walter? Ummm, was she in them?"
[Public] Santiago looks down with shame in his eyes.. "No, I was."[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "Been to see the website, guys? It's getting mighty purty, if I do say so myself. :)"
[Public] [The Man in Black] William grins, 'I have indeed, an enjoyed myself abit of reading *between being violently ill this last week*
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "...somehow.. that just doesn't sound like a compliment. ;P"[Public] Nickel defenestrates Rockhound.
[Public] Rockhound grabs Nickel's copy of Reader's Digest and tears out the "Increasing Your Wordpower" section.[Public] Rockhound shrieks as Windows starts to come falling down all around him...
[Public] Quoth the Maxim, "Reverse Defenestration?"
[Public] Rockhound falls over laughing.[Public] Have PPE, will travel, Ky hmms and thinks it may be in his RP interests to eventually find an IC reason to actually go to a club/bar/etc.
[Public] Santiago says, "Well, I'm just an unemployed wanderer. Perhaps you could be having girl problems? :P"
[Public] Undulations Inc. Sgt. Jenner laughs. ;>
[Public] Santiago says, "We could fall in love and go home with eachother, and I could show you my mechanical skills."
[Public] Maxim spits soda pop all over his screen.
[Public] [The Man in Black] William climbs back into his chair.[Public] Rockhound's head spins as Walter runs past.
[Public] One Smart Cookie, That Alejandra says, "Someone fetch the priest."
[Public] Daniel says, "The power of Christ compels thee...."
[Public] Nickel says, "To boogie!"[Public] Lake says, "Whoooooa Nelly! That one would've been good from sixty..."
[Public] Ailic is still waiting for the dirty punchline.
[Public] Lake says, "And that's the story of Ailic's life. ;)"
[Public] Ailic says, "Short story isn't it? *sigh*"
A new player's temporary desc. Hard to believe that from these very weird humble beginnings sprouted the very weird prolific Player Walter. :)This... well, thing here seems to be a giant block of SPAM molded into a humaniform shape. This block of meat(sic) vaguely resembles Charleton Heston, only made of recycled meat products and dressing in drag. Clenched in his spam-covered teeth is a molded meat cigar, gently smoking with an eternal flame. When he moves, the sounds of Jimi Hendrix's "Foxy Lady" can be heard faintly over the din of wild chimpanzees that mysteriously appear. Strange...
Speaking of which, here's his @amail, too.
<<OOC:>> Walter comes running up to you, gives you a big hand-shake, a box of chocolate, and screams in your ear, "OH THANKYOU THANKYOU! THNAKYOU! YAY! I'VE GOT MAIL! YAY! *POING* *POING*" What a weirdo. Charlton Heston appears before you, parts your hair and says, "Thanks for sending Walter mail! Now he won't be "normal" for a week.. thanks! :P" After that, he thonks you on the head with his stone tablets and runs off with your wallet.
Staff bytes overheard in the employee dessert lounge... and you wondered just what we did in there.Pyxis pbbts. :)
Centauri gigglies. ;)
Bootes gives a thumbs up. :)
GAME: Europa has disconnected.
Antares says, "The exorcism is complete! :P"Pyxis says, "The Japanese Postal Service is using Godzilla in an ad campaign?"
Centauri says, "Why the hell not? :)"
Centauri says, "Godzilla, like sex, sells. ;P"
Pyxis says, "Buy Japanese or I'll smash your city! Raar!"
Centauri says, "Exactly. Note the similarities between marketing strategies: Godzilla - a damp, howling, flailing creature. Sex - Very closely the same thing. :)"
Pyxis says, "Bad image, bad image. :)"
Centauri intones, "Some men become commando heroes in the face of Godzilla/Sex. Some scream and cower. Some die."
Pyxis says, "Some turn turtle.. erm.. what am I saying?"Scorpio says, "Bootes.. Bootes.. He's our bear.. If he can't do it.."
Bootes says, "...it's about what we expected! :)"Scorpio says, "... I was just called.. Wussbunny via ICQ."
Centauri says, "Your mom knows your ICQ number?"Bootes erks, "Where does the energy come from?" :)
Antares says, "Haven't you gone to sleep yet? ;)"
Bootes says, "Yeah. I'm just waking up from 3-4 hours of sleep. I'm talking about you two. :)"
Antares says, "Ancient chinese secret! :P"
Centauri says, "Yeah, we were doing laundry. :)"
Bootes says, "... Why do I try? :P"Pyxis says, "Eeerrmm.. hmm. A Coalie Cyborg Assassin whose implants have been removed, coming to Tolkeen as a level one psionicist.."
Antares gurgles. "Wha?!" :)Centauri says, "'A man who stands between six foot one inch and six foot two inches with a muscular build.'... what the hell is the point. :)"
Scorpio hehehes. "6 foot 1.5 inches!Bootes says, "Would a delusional man look over a BG at this late hour, /and/ brush his teeth at the same time? I think not, Mr. Cabbage Pants! :b"
Scorpio, now injecting the hydrochloric acid into Bootes' body, "You may feel a little pain..
Bootes says, "The tingle means it's working... :)"Pyxis sighs... I'll make the effort to wean Pyx off of the %r%t's. :)
Centauri says, "Or maybe we can all start using %r%t!"
Pyxis says, "Hmm.. there's a thought. :P"
Bootes says, "Ick!"
Centauri says, "%r%tOh Bootes.. you're such a rebel. :)"
Pyxis says, "%r%tWell, I'm a gonna go. :) Toodles. :P"
Bootes says, "... hmmph. :P"Bootes says, "I don't know what's worse. The fact that players always seem to skew the truth to their favor, or the fact that other players intrinsically believe them on blind faith. :P"
Centauri says, "Ohhh, I'm sure we've -all- been guilty of that at one time or another.. and another.. and another. :P"
Bootes says, "Well sure. But there should at least be some breasts involved... :P"Pyxis says, "Yay, another moody, quiet player. Yippe, completely opposite to his OOC self, yippeeyippe."
From G's Spot - Main Room, <<OOC>> <omitted> acks, whoa i didn't realize i was still connected here.
Centauri says, "Lie. :)"
Scorpio says, "Lie?"
Scorpio says, "Um... I like country music."
Centauri says, "Blatant lie. :)"
Scorpio says, "I =love= country music!"Bootes says, "Dude! You can win free corn! :)"
GAME: ronin9865 has connected.
Centauri says, "NUKE!"Antares says, "We should have one locked room where all the Rahu-men apps can go. They don't need approval to start RPing and stuff, but they can't leave the room."
Centauri says, "Ex-cellent. Make it so."
Antares says, "We could have Og TrogStaffer be their contact staffer. I'm sure they'd never think it odd that he never shows or has a @mail alias. We can tell them he's a Rahu-man as well."
Bootes chuckles.
Antares says, "The joke would be on me when the room has more approved PCs than the actual grid. :P"Scorpio nudges Cent. Help me out here.
Centauri says, "For one thing, I wouldn't be running a Rifts MU*. And you'd all be drifting through life having never known my sparkling presence. :) =) :)"
Bootes says, "Hmmm... <start of dream sequence> :)"Bootes says, "How much are calculators, again? :)"
Antares says, "1 Millon dollah!"Centauri paces. The fan for her power source keeps sputtering and whining.
Centauri says, "And no, that is not code for me going through menopause! :)"Antares says, "Then I suggest we exchange horses for mutant ostriches for the Police. What criminal would dare confront a man on a big bird? :P"
Bootes says, "Insert indecent Sesame Street joke here... :)"Centauri says, "That should give your Monitor powers back."
Bootes says, "But what gives me back my dignity? :)"
Centauri says, "That would be the removal of the bear suit, sir. :)"GAME: deathfrog has connected.
Bootes says, "De-nied! :P"Uranus says, "How're my favorite people. I'm just in bed with the laptop, waiting for the SO to finish playing on the PC."
Antares says, "You and your laptop. So...close. :P"
Uranus says, "Yep. Its in my lap. Or, more precisely, it's right over my groin. Oh, hey there ;)"
Bootes says, "It's like he's cheating. :P"
Uranus says, "Yes. And my laptop can last 5 hours without stopping. Wish I could say the same ;)"
Bootes says, "Uri... you're sharing too much information again. :)"
Uranus says, "How am I supposed to entice you if I don't :)"
Centauri says, "Why must you turn this channel into a House of Lust?"
Uranus says, "Because I wouldn't be me otherwise? :)"
Centauri says, "Well, in that case... *clicks on the stereo* Oooh baby bay-bee, bay-bay-bay-bay-bee! :)"
Bootes facepalms. :)Centauri says, "You!! :)"
Bootes says, "No! It wasn't me. It was the one armed man... :)"
Centauri says, "I've had it up to here with you people making fun of war veterans! ;P"
Bootes says, "There's more than one way to lose an arm, you know. :P"
Centauri says, "I've had it up to here with you people making fun of chainsaw-wielding maniacs..! :)"
Bootes facepalms. :)Pyxis says, "I prolly won't write a BBpost any time soon... and if I did, It'd prolly be on the side of... "Stats are like Ham" over there... :P"
Scorpio says, "Stats are like Ham?"
Pyxis says, "I guess. :)"
Bootes says, "Ahem. It's 'facts are like ham' thank you very much. :)"
Scorpio says, "How are facts like Ham?"
Bootes says, "Like ham, they can be sliced into chunks. Like ham, they can be digested. And like ham, too much can make you sick. Or at least that was my explanation. :P"
Pyxis says, "Oh.. so you're saying Stats are like Cookies?"
Bootes says, "Nono, stats are like /candy/. Sex is like cookies. :b"
Scorpio says, "No No.. Sex is like Candy."Pyxis says, "You know.. the way <omitted> acts like everyone is talking to him? It gets annoying..."
Centauri says, "No it doesn't! Here, have another inhale of this wacky gas. :)"Centauri throws herself off the top of a really tall sofa. "AAAAaaaarrrggghhhh..." (fades)
Bootes says, "Noooooooooo....! She had my paycheck for this week! :P"GAME: Jaxom has disconnected.
Pyxis says, "He actually read some of the objects! That's amazing!"
Antares has a burning desire to have him back now. :)
Antares says, "Pleeeease. Pleeeeease. :P"
Centauri puts a @fail/quit on all rooms after the Intro. 'You have read, and now you may not leave. You play. You play now.'GAME: Jacob has disconnected.
Antares says, "Gah...left before I could berate him. :P"
GAME: Jacob has connected.
Antares says, "Damn. :P"Bootes says, "'Call off the ninjas?' :)"
Centauri says, "....you mean you didn't either? :)"Pyxis whoohoos! Lucky for me I buy a new calculator that doesn't calculate! Yehaaw!
Centauri says, "Sue! Sue!"
Pyxis chuckles. I should, shouldn't I? :P
Centauri says, "You will singlehandedly be responsible for pushing the technology sector over the edge. ;)"
Pyxis nods. Yes, and then I shall rule the world! :P
Centauri says, "Tsk.. too bad people who rule the world have always got to have a naive, idiot assistant, who eventually bungles them back into obscurity. I shall be that assistant. :)"Bootes says, "How could you forget Wargames, starring Matthew Broderick and Lea Thompson? :P"
Antares says, "It seems to have happened quite easily. Tremble!"
Centauri says, "Mmm. Lea Thompson..."
Scorpio says, "Who is Lea Thompson?"
Bootes says, "She was in Space Camp, and starred in Caroline in the Cit... 'Mmm'? :b"
Centauri says, "Well, did you expect me to drool over Matthew Broderick? :)"
Bootes says, "No, but that wouldn't have made me feel funny on the inside... :P"Bootes says, "I'll handle the BG critique while crushing spirits is still in my bloodstream... :P 'The soldiers defending their peoples were slaughtered mercilessly, for this dragon was not forgiving.' The part that scares me is, it's really not that bad of a sentence... :)"
Centauri says, "Met any forgiving dragons recently? :)"
Bootes says, "Puff. :P"
Antares says, "Not...the one that lives by the sea?! :P"
Bootes says, "He forgave the little girl that told lies about him. :)"
Centauri says, "So a better sentence would have been: they were slaughtered mercilessly, for this dragon was not Puff."Antares says, "Hmmm, sounds like a lovely thing to have on a resume...'plans to hunt dragons when has enough power to do so'. Lock that fella up! :)"
Bootes says, "I've never understood such reasoning. People always seek to kill the dragons. Wouldn't it make more sense to just stay the <bleep> away from where the dragons are? :)"
Antares says, "It must be like the ol' shoot your first buck type thing. Now son, you just line that plasma cannon like so...when we flush the critter out, you nail'em, ayuh. :P"
Bootes says, "You're talking about a critter that's so fierce and territorial that it will literally slay its own children. If you have a chance to leave it be, do so. :P"
Antares says, "But then, how would you prove yourself a man? Come on now. ;)"Antares says, "Hitch up the hover wagon and get that posse moving! Woo woo! Let's face certain BBQ death!"
Bootes says, "How limited. You can also face frostbite death, electrical death, or any manner of magical slaying from any of the higher schooled dragon mages... :P"
Bootes says, "And of course, they could just step on you. :)"
Antares says, "That wouldn't involve enough flair. :P"
Bootes says, "Not even if the dragon did a little softshoe? :P"
Antares says, "Mmmmm, perhaps. Damn those dragons and their insufferable jigs!"
Bootes says, "Now that would be merciless and unforgiving. Death by Riverdance! :P"Scorpio says, "All -3- of the Self-stat set of rolls put her into the 'crippled' area alot.. So I play the nice guy.. Let her roll 8 3d6s.. Pretty close to the same.."
Centauri says, "Just ask her what attributes she envisioned."
Scorpio was going to run with those.
Centauri says, "That's not reasonable to the kind of character she wants to play, though. Ask her what she wanted for ME, PS, and IQ, the ones she wanted to focus on."
Scorpio peers at Cent. She's being.. -nice-
Centauri is always nice. ALWAYS!
Centauri says, "Quiet! Shut up! :)"
Bootes says, "You people need therapy! :P"Bootes says, "Why is it every time I talk about love someone brings a goat into it? ;) There's really no prompting for it."
Centauri says, "It's not a venue that is completely without its merits. :)"
Centauri wonders if she said that properly.
Bootes says, "Oh, I know that. It would've been a clearer statement if you had omitted both negatives." :)
Centauri says, "It's a venue that is completely with its merits... :)"
Bootes says, "And maybe lose the completely, too. :)"
Centauri says, "I didn't come here to be judged, man! ;P"Centauri says, "There, that wasn't so hard, was it? ;)"
Bootes says, "Hmm?"
Centauri says, "Your advice to <omitted>."
Bootes says, "Well, he is a newbie and everything..."
Centauri says, "Yeah.. I guess he still has time to get jaded."Bootes says, "I'm telling you, I wouldn't goof of nearly as much. :)"
Bootes adds an 'f' where appropriate. :P
Centauri says, "Hmm. Gfoof. Still doesn't sound right. :)"
Bootes sighs. :)Centauri twirls her imaginary moustache. True villains know how to incorporate plot snarls into the grand scheme, and say obstinately every few days, "Ahh, everything is going according to plan.."
At Tarn and Brimstone, <<ADMIN>> Pyxis Waves. Just a moment, Damion. I'll update the scene.
At Tarn and Brimstone, <<OOC>> Damion waits then :)
Centauri says, "...and then he'll start shooting. :)"
Bootes says, "I better drag the cops over. Otherwise nothing that walks is going to survive... :P"
Pyxis rofls. :)
Bootes says, "Silly Pyx. He thinks we're kidding. ;)"Pyxis says, "At least you don't have dreams that you're 007 against Dr. Evil who found a way to spread panic and terror by disquising landmines and steaming dog-turds, complete with high-tech blinking lights and everything... and as a further torment, brainwash the children into whistling "Mickey Mouse" while defrosting thier school "hamburgers" with portable blow-driers."
Bootes says, "That sounds cool! Did you win? :)"
Pyxis says, "I woke up before I defused the first turd."
Bootes says, "That's always the way. :P"
Centauri says, "That's your subconscious telling you that you have a shit job."Centauri mumbles to herself.. is this the hill I wanna die on? No. This is the hill I want <omitted> to die on. :P
Scorpio wishes Cent would keep her Arctic cold fronts to herself, and up north!
Centauri says, "It's Karma, baby. You are being frozen into a pillar of ice, ala Sodom and Gomorrah."
Scorpio says, "Wasn't that salt?"
Bootes tsks, "Everyone knows it wasn't salt or ice, but Santo Gold."
Scorpio says, "Quevero Gold you say?"
Scorpio says, "They got turned into Taquilla? (SP)"
Centauri says, "Pillars of tequila.. that would have been neat."
Scorpio says, "Par-ty!"
Bootes says, "Santo Gold, you drunks. :)"
Scorpio says, "Santa Gold? Is this some special version of Santa?"
Scorpio says, "Doesn't come down through your chimney.. He just falls through your roof."Bootes says, "Ooh... ooh! Can I help? :)"
Centauri says, "Otay. :) What do you want to do? Play the undercover cop? Play the pack of C-4? :)"
Centauri plays the dynamite and shouts BOOM at inopportune moments.Pyxis says, "There's that strange desc again. :P"
Bootes says, "Hmm?"
Pyxis says, "N'er mind."
Bootes says, "No! No, I /will/ mind. And then... I will dance!"Centauri says, "There is no Horsemanship: Cyberknight... on account that I ate it."
Uranus says, "Nuke them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Centauri says, "Uri... that's 28 exclamation points. I didn't know you felt so strongly. 28. :)"
Uranus says, "@NUKE!"
Uranus says, "@toad?"
Centauri sits Uri down and gives him a toy laptop soothie to play with. The keys are painted on.Pyxis laughs. :) Barley literate. ;) Is that being able to read beer cans?
Bootes proposes a moratorium on the bitter cold whipping in on people at every door opening. :)
Antares says, "Damn Tolkeen blizzards...can no doorway stop their mad fury?!"Centauri chuckles. My one fan. ;)
Bootes says, "Where's my t-shirt? Or button, or whatever? Or am I supposed to make those myself? :)"
Centauri dunnos. You could raid Weed's fan club for supplies. 'Course.. you'd have to beat up his one fan, too.
Bootes says, "Yeah! I'll murderize... wait. Isn't that me? :P"
Centauri says, "Yes. Of course, as a secret supporter of Weed, I'd have to come and help you fight you off. And then I'd have to punish you for failing me."
Bootes says, "It sounds like a win-lose-lose situation. :)"Scorpio downs some mojo of his own for protection.. Pill formula
Centauri says, "... Those are Froot Loops, Scorpio."Centauri says, "What's so hard about &mydesc_nekkid me=$+desc/nekkid:@desc me=%r%tWoo woo!%r :)"
Bootes says, "How much security would you think the zoo would have?"
Bootes says, "ICly I mean. I haven't turned to freakish RL perversions just yet. :P"Centauri says, "That boy is so insecure. He just got the Psychosis Award of the Year, and it's not even February. :P"
(a few moments go by)
Centauri says, "He also gets the Runner-Up Prize, by the way. :)"Bootes says, "Rule of thumb: If you think everyone else is a nutjob, and everyone else thinks you're a nutjob, guess who's probably right? (see the New Testament for exceptions to this rule...) :P"
Centauri says, "Fondue is the invention of the devil, isn't it?"
Uranus says, "Fondue rocks ;)"
Centauri says, "Didn't it say in Revelations: 'And the dark master will take those who have not repented, and he shall dip them in melted goat's cheese, and they shall howl and gnash their teeth in fondue and everlasting torment.'"Uranus shoots his BF :)
Bootes says, "Um... why? :)"
Centauri says, "I'm sure that will get you dipped in hell's fire and fondue, too. :)Bootes says, "I feel so... depleted of bodily fluids. :)"
Antares says, "That's because of the communists. They're-trying-to-steal-our-precious-bodily-fluids. :P"
Bootes says, "Well, they do use that big red cross as a symbol... :P"
Antares says, "Oohhh, so you've been donating. :P"
Bootes says, "I hope so. If not, I need to find a less intrusive bookmobile. :)"Bootes says, "Woowoo! Where's my pants? :)"
Centauri says, "How dare you ask for pants. I should kill you where you stand."
Newbies Say The Darnedest Things![Public] Morgue says, "are Yi-xians allowable characters here?"
[Public] Vegerific Antares says, "What sourcebook is it from Morgue?"
[Public] Morgue says, "it is an alien race that is very wierd I do not know I got it from the webpage...but it does have some good and bad points."
[Public] Vegerific Antares says, "You should probably stick to RCCs and OCCs that are listed in the books we are currently willing to accept."
[Public] William says, "Try +news available"
[Public] Morgue says, "the Yi-xian alien race is somewhat like Marvels Wolverien but with a dif skin colouring and reatachable body parts..."
[Public] Vegerific Antares nods to William. "Check out the available OCCs and RCCs we have listed and try to choose something from there. The less complicated the better. The problem with homebrew characters on the web is that they are typically twinky/too powerful/munckins and will not fit in well in our theme."
[Public] Morgue says, "so no yi-xian then right?"[Public] Explorer1 says, "is it always this dead?"
[Public] Kane says, "Yay! Head blowing time"
[Public] Explorer1 says, "i don't see naruni listed in your R.C.C's list"
[Public] Explorer1 says, "can i be one?"Pyxis says, "Zip zip zip... How /can/ you read that fast? :)"
Llamawobble says "i just wanna get on with the game"[Public] Tazi says, "hope to play with you guys son!"
Overheard on the Scenic Circuit...<<OOC>> Gynx says, "sorry guys, parents kicked me off to play games."<<OOC>> Karigan digs her way out of the barn. "Not what I'd call a /good/ roll in hte hay."
<<OOC>> Nickel takes Karigan in for another shot at it.
Karigan has disconnected.
Karigan has connected.
<<OOC>> Nickel says, "Was it good for you?"
<<OOC>> Rayne blinks, "Wow, you ARE good, Nickel."<<OOC>> Harry should have probably used his guns on her hooves, removed her ability to run..
<<OOC>> Harry says, "But I wanted one hoo-hah attack this adventure."
<<OOC>> Daniel hopes no one attacks his hoo-hah.
<<OOC>> Nickel says, "Actually, that's better. Just remember to pull the trigger."
<<OOC>> Harry could say something totally disgusting in response to that Daniel.. But I won't sink to that level. :)
<<OOC>> Daniel says, "Since when? :)"
A past MOTD (Message Of The Day):Get in there and interact.. 9 out of 10 scholars agree that this is the best way to become involved in both staff tinyplots and player personal plots. The 10th scholar was unfortunately tragically eaten by a Shadow Beast. But 4 out of 5 dentists agree that he would have said the same thing.
Gaahh! Puns![Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax says, "Cent!"
[Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax hrms, "I smell a Cent?" HA!
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri is cent-sitive about that sort of thing, ya know...
[Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax says, "Do I have your con-cent to do so?"
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "I guess so.. it's inno-cent enough."
[Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax says, "As long as you don't think I'm inde-cent."
[Public] S'truth? You can't handle the S'truth. Gareth peers and then seeks shelter from thr puns. "The horror..." ;}
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "Of course not, Chax.. you are heaven cent."
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri muahahas at Gareth. :)
[Public] Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Chax says, "Oh, that's such a lovely cent-iment."
[Public] Lake says, "Okay, something dies now... :)"
[Public] S'truth? You can't handle the S'truth. Gareth begs for mercy. "Please...think of thr children at least." :}
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "Pea-cent humor, I know. But it's a plea-cent way to pass the time.
[Public] 'No Free Rides' Centauri says, "If a mite self-cent-ered."
[Public] Rockhound wonders if this is some kind of attack on the IC city... :)
[Public] S'truth? You can't handle the S'truth. Gareth says, "It's time to evacuate. :}"
From the mind of our own Official MUSH Smarmy Dude and comic genius, Player Gareth, comes this IC advertisement for his character's gym, G's Spot. Maybe sometime when audio files are figured out, we'll put together the sound byte version of this hilarious ad. We'd also like to note that G's Spot has been around ICly for three years now, much longer than that Eddie Murphy flick. ;)(As seen on Tolkeen TV)
~A husky female voice dripping with oozes of sexual innuendo~
"You can't keep a good man down."
A pyrotechnic display encompasses the screen and the 3D generated words *G's Spot* comes throttling towards the screen in an epileptic seizure-causing fashion, stopping when they fill the screen with a thundering crack. These are also exploded off screen, cross-dissolving to a panning scene of the interior of a workout gym. Shiny metal of various weights and workout stations gleam, all stationed by handsome and beautiful looking men and women whom seem unable to anything other than smile quite widely.
~The sexy female voice chimes in again.~
"Reopened and better than ever. G's Spot on Wallside west and Drake avenue. Staffed by some of the best in the business. (A very quick shot of some burly men and women, some of which are rather scary looking in a muscular sort of way) Training available...Massages available...A new vitality and thirst for life...available."
The scene dissolves in a mist of hot steam, replaced by a rather spindly looking dark-skinned man.
~Husky voice soaked in lust...~
"This young man was nothing but bones. But after some time spent at G's Spot..."
The screen is split into two to allow the emergence of a new figure, one so insanely muscled that he looks like he's threatening to burst due to the enormous effort put into flexing and making every vein in his body stand out. A few nubile females come out and drape themselves on him. The wimpy man is bumped offscreen when the split screen wipes towards him so that the muscular man can encompass the whole viewing area.
~Sexy voice...~
"Now he's unstoppable and looks good enough to eat."
The screen explodes again, thrusting the name *G's Spot* towards the screen again and sequences through all manner of bright flashy colors. The assault of eye candy ends, and the screen fades. But not before the female voice gives a slow languid and appreciative moan.
The Humor Page is updated occasionally. If you enjoy reading this kind of humor, there's more to be found within some of the Archived Bulletin Board Posts. Please check back later for more here. :)
